Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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