with your own penis?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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