SEEEEXXX PLEASE
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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