If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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