Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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