im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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