If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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