nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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