talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
