i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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