If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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