you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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