Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we made out on top of his cat.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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