did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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