After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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