Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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