Are we in a gay sports bar?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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