Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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