Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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