Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
