This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
smell my finger.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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