Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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