I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
