at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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