I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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