Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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