Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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