she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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