Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
