she was so not down for the gang bang
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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