IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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