Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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