I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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