People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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