so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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