I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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