I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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