We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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