I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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