we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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