I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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