Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
try to milk me bitch
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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