when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
