champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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