I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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