what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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