Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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