I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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