hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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