they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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