i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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